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➤ “Too posh for pop” — Grandpa Waterman condemns two decades of musicmakers

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Posh pop totty: Florence Welch and Lily Allen. Photos by Dave Hogan/Getty, and Icon/Rex

❚ HALF OF ALL PEOPLE WHO know who Pete Waterman is regard him as a genius. Or they did, until today’s outburst on BBC radio when he wrote off two decades of pop music. “It’s never been worse,” he harrumphed over breakfast on R4’s Today show, hinting at some insidious infection. His detractors have always condemned him as the schlock-meister who bulldozed the freshness of early 80s pop into oblivion by churning out some of the crassest tunes of the decade.

Waterman’s personal claim is to have created 22 UK number one singles, but the former apprentice electrician and club deejay is best-known as the founder of SAW, the Stock Aitken Waterman songwriting and production hit factory that put 100 singles into the UK top 40 chart and sold 40m records in a formulaic mix of Hi-NRG and Eurobeat (think Rick Astley, Jason Donovan, Hazell Dean, Mel & Kim, not forgetting Kylie). Immediately before impresario Simon Cowell stepped fully formed from the egg, Waterman left no less of an imprint on the British music scene through a strategy that skilfully avoided overestimating public taste.

➢ Hear the extended Waterman interview:
“It’s a totally different industry today — it’s all about job protection. It’s not what music is about”

What detonated 64-year-old, father-of-four Waterman this morning was the Today show. For no obvious reason it exhumed a survey from last month’s issue of The Word music magazine which had generated newspaper headlines in December by calculating that 60 per cent of current chart pop and rock acts must be middle class because they went to what we Brits paradoxically term “public” schools (meaning posh fee-paying private schools), compared with 20 per cent ten years ago. On average, fewer than a tenth of Brits attend fee-paying schools.

Examples cited were Lily Allen who boarded at Bedales, Grammy nominee Florence Welch from Alleyn’s School, the Nu-Folkies Mumford & Sons from King’s College School, and the not exactly current Coldplay’s Chris Martin from Sherborne, and Radiohead all ex-Abingdon.

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Pete Waterman: “pop has become snobbish”. Photograph © by Andrew Crowley

Bah humbug. Light blue touchpaper and off Pete goes, whizz-bang. “This has been a gripe I’ve had for over 20 years, and particularly right now. It’s never been worse,” he blasted.

“The major companies dominate and they see a CV and if you haven’t got 96 O-levels you ain’t getting a job. When all the A&R people wear Jack Wills clothes [slogan: Fabulously British clothes for the university crowd”] it tells you where they’re going. It’s become snobbish. It’s become a snobbish culture.”

Click through to the iPlayer to hear Pete in full spate on Today today. What he’s lamenting really is an end to John Lennon’s Working Class Hero who made British pop great in the swinging 60s — because he’d known what it was to live a hard life. “You’ve got to have lived the life to have sung the life.” Despite his honorary doctorate in music from University College Chester, Dr Waterman OBE concludes: “There’s no university in the world, ever, that has given you a degree in a hit record.”

➢ Read Has pop become posh? — Today reporter Tom Bateman at BBC News online

➢ How pop went posh — Will Hodgkinson front-paged the topic on the arts section of The Times, August 13, 2010 … Adds the ex-Rugby Horrors to the list of public-school suspects, along with Foals (Abingdon). “One of the reasons all these bands are emerging is because public schools have such great facilities,” says old Etonian Tom Bridgewater, MD at Loose Music. The Times tenuously lists the “Top schools of rock” as Abingdon (Radiohead), Bedales (Patrick Wolf), Eton (James Blunt), Marlborough (Chris de Burgh — Is he the latest Marlborough can offer?), Westminster (Mika), plus the free state-funded city college, The Brit School in Croydon (Amy Winehouse).

FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY

❚ Pete Waterman made one of the most inspirational guests on Desert Island Discs in 1995 by expressing real erudition about his industry and popular culture. In a model lesson that was worthy of the Open University, he explained how pop music worked. And he identified the three best groups in music history who defined the essence of pop: The Beatles, The Beach Boys and, unexpectedly but rightly, Abba.

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➤ Index of posts for December 2010

Duran Duran, 80s, pop

The early Duran Duran: discovered by invitation in 1980

➢ 80s shapers win 2010 New Year Honours for fashion, music and walking in space

➢ 1980 secrets revealed about the SAS, arming Afghanistan and death of the tanner

➢ 1980, As Spandau play in Heaven, all around we can hear the new sounds of 1981

➢ 1980s, So many shapers shaped the decade that people think was all down to Margaret Thatcher — key books of the year

John Lennon death, Daily Mirror, people magazine, 30th anniversary
➢ What larks! Festive fun and games and British ways to make merry

➢ A jolly festive tree by Andrew Logan

➢ 2010, Duran no turkey: here’s the Bacofoil video and two new tracks premiered at East Village Radio

➢ 1980, How Duran Duran’s road to stardom began in the Studio 54 of Birmingham

➢ A feast of Bowie-ana served in waffeur-thin slices

➢ Whatta they like? Essex reality stars shake their vajazzles in the face of Hollywood

➢ 1980, The Lennon we knew: unfulfilled talent with a genius for making friends the world over

Adam & The Ants, David Bowie, Swinging 80s,Top Of The Pops
➢ 1980, The week the Swinging 80s clicked into gear

➢ Live online now, mad hatter Stephen Jones

➢ This £5m iPhone has to be a spoof! Yes, that’s $7.8m or €6m or 52m Chinese Yuan or 245m Russian Rubles

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1981 ➤ Why naked heroes from antiquity stood in for Spandau on their first record sleeves

➢ CLICK TO VIEW ♫ THE VIDEO FOR SPANDAU BALLET’S SECOND SINGLE, THE FREEZE …

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♫ BLUE SING LA LUNE, SING LAGOON… ♫ No, nobody has ever known what the lyrics to The Freeze were going on about, but that wasn’t the point 30 years ago today when it entered the UK singles chart at No 24. It wasn’t an obvious choice for Spandau Ballet’s second single, after their first, To Cut a Long Story Short, had peaked at No 5. The Freeze was not chosen for singability but for its New Romantic clubbing credibility. In 1981 the pathfinding band were consolidating the new approach they had styled White European Dance Music — led on The Freeze by Gary Kemp’s two-fingered synth arpeggios, plus enough percussive kick-drum snaps underpinned with bassline rhythms to fill dancefloors even in Birmingham, where Duran Duran had yet to release their debut single.

The Freeze was a subtle rallying call to soulboys and girls up and down the land, as distinct from the new wave’s “electric” factions who were inventing alien soundscapes haunted by multi-layered synthesisers. Spandau were to release one more double-sided single and an album in similar style before throwing New Romantic rivals into confusion by changing their sound utterly — and fashionably — to funk by mid-summer. Spandau moved ever onward by translating the New Romantic mantra that “One look lasts a day” into its musical equivalent.

Likewise, the new video dispensed with their earlier tartans to reveal a mix of a medieval doublet from PX, masculine string vests, a pair of dark-glasses to transform Tony Hadley into Donald “The Forger” Pleasence [♫ The art is pretending it’s art ♫], and a grey pleated Melissa Caplan “gymslip” [above] for drummer John Keeble (not known in the years since for cross-dressing — although, no, hang on, there is one as-yet unpublished pic of him as Carmen Miranda on tour in the US).

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Graham Smith’s minimalist livery for Spandau Ballet’s white record sleeves: To Cut..., The Freeze, Journeys to Glory

While ex-Middlesex art-school fashion-designer Simon Withers set the style for Spandau’s staging and clothing, a complete livery for their suite of vinyl record sleeves was masterminded by Graham Smith while still studying graphics at Camberwell (all of which counted towards his coursework and earned him a first-class degree in 1981 and, fortuitously, an entire window display in HMV’s Oxford Street record store). The early singles — To Cut…, The Freeze, Musclebound and Glow — were taken from Spandau’s first album Journeys to Glory, which reached No 5 in March, and were styled in black-on-white with minimal distraction beyond a few classical motifs, like those decorating the set in The Freeze video. Most daringly, there wasn’t even a photograph of the band on the debut single.

Graham says now: “I wanted to create an overall corporate visual package for Spandau that was cutting edge and reflected their aspirations. It had to have style. Style was the buzzword at the time. Even magazines were being named with Style in the title. It’s overused today, but it wasn’t then.”

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Sleeve for Spandau Ballet’s Glow: Another hero, by Smith after Flaxman

His minimalist vision was pretty prescient for 1980, though he wasn’t alone. Up North, former classmates at Manchester Polytechnic Peter Saville and Malcolm Garrett had been transforming graphic design in the record business for a couple of years, Saville for Joy Division and OMD among others while establishing a bold house style at Factory Records (where one post-punk sleeve was made of sandpaper as a Situationist joke), and Garrett for the new-wavers Buzzcocks and Magazine. Both were inspired by the pioneers of 20th-century typography to let stock fonts alone evoke mood and character, just as Penguin Books had done. The Mancunians, too, had often abandoned band portraits to underscore musical integrity.

Even so, it was quite a feat for Graham Smith to convince Spandau’s manager Steve Dagger and his five ostentantiously dandy band members with trendsetter ambitions that they remain invisible on their first set of singles.

Graham says: “This was obviously seen as a perverse and uncommercial move by Chrysalis [the record company], but that was the whole point. I felt by doing so we gave mystique to this new and very visual band. It added a strength to Spandau as they were clearly stating they were not packaged by the record company, but doing things on their terms. This move would still be considered questionable in marketing terms today.”

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More Flaxmanesque heroes: Spandau Ballet sleeve imagery for Musclebound

A few tasteful nudes from classical antiquity stood in for the band, resonating with the New Romantics’ lifeline back to Bowie’s “Heroes”. Graham says: “The iconic imagery for the album was based on Greek sculptor Myron’s The Discus Thrower. Glow was based on 18th-century etchings by the neoclassical sculptor John Flaxman. The Freeze image I sourced from a reference book on Egyptian icons — the chariot simply worked with the Journeys to Glory theme. The white spartan package was pure and reflected some of Gary’s lyrics and statements at the time, such as I am beautiful and clean.”

“There were claims at the time that some of the imagery had Aryan overtones which mirrored the band’s earlier fashion choices. I somewhat misguidedly thought this was perfect at the time – think of Bowie saluting at Victoria Station in an open limousine several years earlier!”

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Graphic designer Graham Smith (right): The Spandau Ballet entourage in St Tropez in 1980 also includes writer Robert Elms (left) and stage/fashion designer Simon Withers (centre in white). Photograph © by Jean Aponte

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1981 ➤ How Adam stomped his way across the charts to thwart the nascent New Romantics

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Not really Romantic: Adam Ant in his 1980 guise as a warrior-hussar

◼ THE ELEPHANT IN THE NEW ROMANTIC ROOM in January 1981 was Adam Ant. The previous autumn Spandau Ballet and Visage had ignited the ambitions of other clubland bands (Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Soft Cell) who were to splash romance across the charts by the spring. Yet on this January day 30 years ago Adam and the Ants had, incredibly, two singles and two albums in the UK pop charts: on Jan 17, Antmusic hit the No 2 spot while Young Parisians was at No 23. In the album charts Kings of the Wild Frontier was at No 3 (rising to top the chart next week), while Dirk Wears White Sox entered at No 67 (a re-release from the first Ants lineup of 1979). This isn’t all. In the charts for week beginning Jan 24, TWO MORE SINGLES arrived to exploit demand, Zerox and Cartrouble at Nos 68 and 69 (reissues from the Dirk album).

The Ants had six records charting in the same month!!! January very much belonged to Adam.

Now, Shapersofthe80s has always drawn a clear distinction between Adam Ant and the New Romantics. As does Marco Pirroni, the Ants guitarist and co-writer of many of their hits. “Adam is glam-punk,” he told me emphatically at the bar of the Wag when Ant’s first solo single Puss ’n Boots was storming the chart in Oct 1983. “Americans don’t understand he was never a New Romantic.” In fact right now on his perambulation through our capital city billed as “The Good, The Mad And The Lovely World Tour Of London 2010/11”, Adam declares himself from the stage to be “the last punk rocker”.

What we have here is a re-run of the old dispute over differences between Bowie versus Slade, glam versus glitter. While true glam tends to fuel as much a fashion revolution as a musical one, Adam does tend to sit atop rock’s glittery party-music tree.

Adam and the Ants, AntmusicIn spite of Adam’s flash and camp and dressing up in daffy costumes and wearing tribal facepaint that every kiddie from six upwards wanted to copy, his roots were firmly in rock, whatever Wikipedia seems to think (wrong again). If anybody was advertising rock as pantomime in the aftermath of punk, it was Adam, who raided the wardrobes of the past for his colourful swashbuckling outfits.

In his first life in Adam and the Ants 1977-79, he was styled as hardcore punk, hooded in a rapist mask, by Jordan (née Pamela Rooke) who virtually singlehandedly invented the uniform for punk with her many shockers such as rubber stockings. She was an inspiration as well as a natural sales assistant and model for Vivienne and Malcolm’s boutique, Sex, and for a year or so actually managed Adam’s band until she grew disllusioned with punk.

Malcolm McLaren himself was adrift after the Sex Pistols imploded, and Adam tells the tale: “He said, Everybody’s wearing black, boy. Colour, heroicism, that was what it was about. Look at Geronimo, boy. Look at pirates, boy. Go. He said, Give me a grand [£1,000], don’t tell no-one, and I’ll manage ya. And he gave me an education.”

Things backfired when McLaren stole the Ants to create Bow Wow Wow. So Adam regrouped with the trusty Marco Pirroni and a new lineup, and on the back of an “Antz Invasion” tour of the UK, May-June 1980, they signed to CBS and released the single Kings of the Wild Frontier which charted humbly in August.

Yet despite its heavy Burundi-style tribal drumming, Kings [above] was not a dancefloor record, that’s the point. War-dance, maybe. Watch the hopelessly uncoordinated video where the band lurches shambolically around a studio, and just gawp at the way Adam goes hoppity-skippiting in circles for heavensake!!! Like the proverbial embarrassing dad getting on down at your party.

The video to Antmusic was just as eye-watering. There was his group, playing live in a “disco”. (London’s first uplit starburst glass dancefloor betrays the location as Yours or Mine in Kensington, where back in the early 70s it was the coolest glam haunt on Sundays, frequented by Ossie Clarke, the Bowies and the Jaggers. But by 1980 disco was not cool, at all.) The rent-a-crowd extras in this video must have been the least stylish Londoners within earshot of the Blitz club. Gawp again at how these kids can’t dance either! Not one person in this video would knock Ann Widdecombe off Strictly Come Dancing.
➢ View ♫ original video for Antmusic

Contrast these two with the carefully art-directed videos of Visage and Spandau Ballet in 1980 and Adam’s efforts score 5 points for energy, 5 points for fun, by all means. But for creative content, Nul points, and for style, Nul points! Where’s the artsy pretension, where’s the wordly irony? Where is style? These videos reveal exactly how Adam’s crew didn’t have a handle on the New Romantics ethos at all, which was about the ineffable pursuit of glamour. And their bass-heavy music was totally danceable — by diehard clubbers.

Of course Adam wasn’t a New Romantic. Nor did he tick the register by dropping into any of their clubs. Romantics were clubbers, the Ants were rockers. Yes of course Kings of the Wild Frontier went on to become one of the great slapstick albums of its time. No dispute. And with characters like Prince Charming and Puss ’n Boots, Adam treated us to year-round pantomime. If he left the rest of us all humming a bunch of glorious rumpty-tump tunes, actually living the buccaneering life affected Marco the guitarist more deeply. Last year he told Uncut magazine rather mystically: “I’m still untouched by the ordinary world, thanks to Kings of the Wild Frontier.”

ONE REALLY INTERESTING FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY

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Charge of the Light Brigade, 1968: David Hemmings rides into the Valley of Death in a gilded hussar jacket identical to one that later became Adam Ant’s. © MGM

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Instinctive punks, 1977: Adam and Jordan at the premiere for Jubilee. (Photo: Richard Young)

◼ IT WAS a post- punk Jordan who returned to style Adam’s second life with the new-wave Ants in upbeat 80s mode, but as the most iconic punkette of all, her roots lay in anarchy. Look at the pair of them in this picture from the premiere of the 1977 film Jubilee with Jordan showing her actual knickers — facepaint and no hint of coordination spell pantomime, in capital letters. Commedia dell’arte this is not.

The one stroke of genius about his revamp was Adam’s own — it was his choice to adopt the gilded hussar’s jacket that branded his reincarnation for Kings of the Wild Frontier. It saw him right through his first year, on stage and in videos, until he turned into a highwayman. This dashing 19th-century cavalry uniform had a heritage all its own. Adam says he found it at the London costumier Berman’s & Nathan’s who had acquired it in 1968 from Tony Richardson’s scathing anti-Establishment movie, The Charge of the Light Brigade – though if Berman’s had one such officer’s jacket in stock it probably had dozens. Despite this jacket bearing no resemblance to the style worn by the real-life 15th Hussars, one adorned the romantic young film star David Hemmings, playing the ill-fated Captain Louis Nolan who carried the order to charge before one of the most careless tragedies in British military history. The poet laureate Tennyson’s phrase “someone had blunder’d” was prompted directly by the eloquent eye-witness report by William Russell of The Times. It makes a thrilling read still. And Adam’s gilded hussar jacket undoubtedly had a romance all its own.

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“The last punk rocker”: Adam Ant on his World Tour Of London, 2011, photographed © by Alex Alexander

◼ TONIGHT ADAM’S NEW SHOW WAS BEING FILMED at Madame Jojo’s Club in Soho, with tickets priced at £75. His outings before Christmas have impressed some critics, by various accounts being underpinned by wayward sexuality and bad taste, but none the less galvanising for that. His message has long been raunchy and savage and tonight one fan declared on Facebook that “Madame Jojo’s was on fire!!” A two-night stand has yet to happen at the 100 Club on January 26-27.

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2011 ➤ Life? Tough? At the Blitz reunion, Rusty delivers a message to today’s 20-year-olds


❚ HERE’S THE ITEM FROM London Tonight, ITV’s six o’clock news magazine, reporting on the Return to the Blitz party hosted on Saturday by Steve Strange, Rusty Egan and Rose Turner on the site of the original Blitz club in Covent Garden. [Choose 360p for better quality video.] They’re celebrating the launch of their official website The Blitz Club and a load of moist-eyed old New Romantics from 1979 find themselves mingling with a sprinkling of floral Neo Romantics from 2011 who seem to have been let out of Shoreditch for a reality check. Featuring King of the Posers Steve Strange, Krautrock’s biggest fan, the deejay Rusty Egan and Spandau’s Martin Kemp (kept in hand by the wife, Shirlie) — you wouldn’t have been at all surprised to see Michael Aspel appear with his big red TIYL book.

London Tonight’s intrepid entertainment correspondent Lucrezia Millarini dives into the scrum and Shapersofthe80s has topped and tailed her report — all content © itv.com … More pictures and report to follow soon…

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