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2010 ➤ How real did 1980 feel? Ex-Blitz Kids give verdicts on tonight’s TV play, Worried About the Boy

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Real Blitz Kids versus the TV version: George’s boyfriend Wilf and Stephen Linard in 1979 (picture, Andy Rosen)… Daniel Wallace as a Linard lookalike and Douglas Booth as Boy George in Worried About the Boy, 2010 (BBC)

SHAPERSOFTHE80S ASKS THE ORIGINAL BLITZ KIDS:
HOW CONVINCINGLY WAS THE BLITZ CLUB OF 1979–80 RECREATED IN THE BBC DRAMA ABOUT BOY GEORGE’S TEEN YEARS?

Text © 2010-2015 Shapersofthe80s.com

Blitz club, London , New Romantics Christos Tolera, ex-Blitz Kid, singer with Blue Rondo à la Turk, today an artist – “Sadly the whole thing was a missed opportunity to show why the Blitz scene was different from what had gone before. Instead it was a series of caricatures based on what the makers see as archetypal club culture. Bear in mind that when the Blitz opened in 1979 I was 16, Steve Strange was 19, George 17, Julia 19, Chris Sullivan, Bob Elms, Melissa Caplan etc all teenagers.

Christos Tolera, Blitz Kids

Christos Tolera in Soho, 1980, photographed © by Derek Ridgers

“People didn’t fawn over Steve. Even though I grew to like Steve (he could be genuinely funny and you have to be likeable one way or another to run a club) others did ridicule him at worst and put up with him at best. It was always an act for Steve… one that he took too far sometimes, but essentially an act.

“It was a missed opportunity to show that this was the first time a scene which had such a far-reaching effect on the cultural landscape had been born of itself, and took care of its own business. There were no Svengalis, no McLarens or other impresarios, and to try and make Steve into one reeks of a lack of understanding. He was one of us. That was the whole point. This was the true ethos of a punk culture put into practice. This really was DIY at its finest. All in all, I felt the film let us down and trivialised something much more radical than appears on screen.”

ON BOWIE’S VISIT TO THE BLITZ – “The Bowie scene left me speechless! We were not publicly full of reverence for anybody. We were full of ourselves in the way only youth can be, we were our own stars and our own audience. I remember being with Chris Sullivan and Philip Sallon and George actually refusing to pander to Bowie upstairs – it was all so embarrassing. The making of that video [Bowie put four Blitz Kids in his video for Ashes to Ashes, as in the header to this website] was the death knell for the Blitz and in my mind for Bowie as an innovator. It was my first peek beneath the veneer of public perception and its contrast with reality. Bowie was actually a pilferer and a follower stylistically – finger on the pulse but a follower nevertheless. I think that was the day we grew up and left Bowie behind. It was like leaving home.”

➢➢ VIEW – Worried About the Boy on BBC iPlayer
➢➢ A limited edition ‘Worried’ DVD & CD of Culture Club hits will be released by Universal on July 12

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Robert Elms, ex-Blitz Kid, now writer and broadcaster – “The play was pretty good and the Blitz nicely seedy. It seemed too much like a gay club, but then that fitted the story. Steve Strange became the pantomime villain whereas I remember him in much fonder terms. But overall not bad despite the obvious tendency to overplay the drama-queen elements. I was there when Bowie arrived and most just shrugged.”

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Philip Sallon, George O'Dowd, Blitz Kids

Written out: Philip Sallon partying with blue-faced George in 1980. Photographed © by Paul Sturridge

Philip Sallon, George’s bestest friend of all time, ever – “The TV show was awful. He was portrayed in such a horrible way as this vile, obnoxious person. He rang me in the middle of it on Sunday night and asked me what I thought and I said, ‘It’s just vile, it’s just awful’. George has been clean for a while now. He gets really moody when he’s on drugs and he’s not moody at the moment.” (Daily Mirror, May 18)

SO NASTY! – “I see I’ve been written out of history. The film-makers must be anti-Semitic. And why did they make everyone so nasty and bitchy?”

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Derek Ridgers, photographer of the punk and New Romantic eras – “Was Worried About the Boy an accurate depiction of those times? 

Not in my view, no. But I think it would have been a whole lot less coherent or believable if it had been. I think some element of the hedonistic spirit of the times was captured. Real people were creatively re-imagined but the timeline was well out on some things. When George shows his dad the article in i-D magazine, that would have been in the autumn of 1980. By that time, the Blitz Kids had already been all over every national newspaper including a big spread in The Sunday Times. And George himself had already been featured in a two-page spread in the Daily Mail, about Bowie Night at Billy’s, in 1978. Marc Warren as Steve Strange was brilliant. As a bloke who had Steve Strange’s icy hand of refusal held in my face many times, Marc Warren’s depiction was uncanny.”

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Judith Frankland, Blitz Kids, Ashes to Ashes, video, David Bowie

Judi in the Ashes to Ashes video © 1983 Jones Music / EMI Records

Judith Frankland, picked for the Bowie video, designer of Steve Strange’s Fade to Grey outfit, and Ravensbourne graduate – “Several costume errors on the night Bowie visited the TV Blitz: Steve Strange was wearing my wedding dress and a Stephen Jones veiled head-dress that night and Bowie did see George but as I remember he was wearing his big leather jacket look that night. I don’t know who made up that scene with people charging the Bowie limo. I certainly don’t recall it. Can you imagine the likes of the amazing Chris Sullivan or the fabulous Kim Bowen acting in that desperate manner? I think not!

“Much as I guess I was flattered to be in the video, I also really needed the money. After filming at the seaside, we went straight on to Hell. Steve brought one of the labourers from the bulldozer site with him, dressed him up in a Modern Classics suit. The poor guy was disturbed by it all to say the least, HA! Oh, I just remembered a funny tidbit involving a chicken…”

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Chris Sullivan, St Martin’s fashionista, later singer and serial club host – “Contrary to the accepted myth, it wasn’t all frills and eyeliner. The club for the most part resembled the canteen of MGM studios, c 1952, a motley crew of extroverts: 50s bikers, Little Bo Peeps, swashbuckling pirates and even the odd Pilgrim Father. And it wasn’t just the gay blade that attended. A good 80 per cent of the male clientele were dyed-in-the-wool working-class heteros: former punks who had fought the teddy boys in 1977.” (The Times, May 15)

AND FOR SHAPERS: – “As an approximation of the Blitz, give or take a minor detail or two, the film was very well done and caught the ramshackle, do-it-yourself, sexually permissive, at times sordid, at times sleazy, surreal world in which we lived, where pretty much anything seemed possible . . . and was.”

‘paced for a sedentary audience’

Alison Hay, Crocs regular and ex-wife of Culture Club guitarist Roy
“If you’re making a drama about a period in time peopled by characters who are still very much alive, by necessity events will have to be an amalgam of many details, so in that sense I feel the makers of Worried About the Boy did a reasonable job of portraying the gist of the emotional discourses and confrontations. The danger in that is taking information from one source, or at least a narrow range, and presenting too much of a generalisation regarding the exploration of key personalities.

Alison Hay

Alison Hay: missed the buffoonery

“By dint of having to condense a great deal of background information into a few hours, of course something gets lost in the mix and the best that can be hoped is that a sense of the mood of the time comes across. For outsiders to do this was probably more than we could have hoped for.

“I’m aware that a work such as this has many inputs, chiefly the writer, director and the actors themselves, but wherein lies the responsibility for accuracy? With the script, research or the actors themselves to do their homework? Articles have it that Mathew Horne met Jon Moss during the course of the filming, so I have to say that although he did a fair job of inflection, he failed to capture Jon’s restless physical energy and quick mind. I also felt that an altogether softer and slower-spoken George made the cut too, as if he’d been dampened down and paced for a sedentary audience.

LACK OF CHEMISTRY – “I missed the whiplash humour and missed bite in the conflicts. Moreover, there was a dearth of humour per se to all the band interaction; it’s not as if, in their case, there is a lack of film evidence to draw from, if one is going to portray the band at all. If so, get it right. To see Mikey Craig almost lambasted as an eager geek with a distinct lack of style especially jarred, being diametrically opposed to who he was and is.

“As an aside, personally I think an opportunity to insert a least an iota of Roy’s joyful insanity and buffoonery was missed, but focus had to be concentrated on the key characters, of course, even at the expense of chemistry within the band, which certainly existed.

“It’s always unsettling to see one’s memories inhabited by strangers but the costuming and details (such as backgrounds, instruments, vehicles, propping) were superb and the editing innovative and engaging. I managed, just, to block out Marilyn’s voice in my head which I imagined to be yelling, “I’m much prettier than that!” And, he is.

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Paul Sturridge, inveterate clubber, today soaraway businessman – “The Blitz scenes were probably as good as it gets and they caught that slight seediness of the whole scene very well. They were a bit harsh on Steve Strange, and George was FAR bitchier in real life than he was portrayed. They missed out quite a few important characters but I suppose the programme was about the Boy. All in all, a thumbs-up – it could have been far worse.”

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Andy Polaris, Blitz Kids

Andy Polaris photographed © by Neil Matthews

Andy Polaris, ex-Blitz Kid and singer with Animal Nightlife – “This was a drama about George’s complicated love life and the rise and fall of Culture Club. The Blitz was a supporting player. The influence of creative gay people on the whole club scene would have been airbrushed out if it were not for total world domination by Culture Club – the pearl being Boy George. Peacocks parade was George, Steve Strange, Marilyn, Philip Sallon, Martin Degville, Stephen Linard, Stephen Jones, Judy Blame, David Holah et al. They were DIY glamour 24/7, not part-time posers squeezing themselves into Cinderella ballet pumps. It was an evolution not an overnight sensation.

“I actually enjoyed the TV performances although the squeezing of pivotal people into one character and the total absence of others didn’t work very well. The physical interior of the Blitz did: it was a cramped place. I caught what was supposed to be lip service toward anyone non-white in the crowd and every part of that scene. The blessing by David Bowie was nearly accurate and also the jealousy between George and Steve Strange but it’s a shame Steve came across with no redeeming features at all.”

‘whole thing done on unemployment benefit’

Gary Kemp, songwriter with Blitz house-band Spandau Ballet, today ditto
“They got it really well. Marc Warren who played Steve Strange did a good job – but he was too old. Steve was 19 when he was running this club. No-one had done that before, taken a club and given it its own identity one night a week. This was the beginning of lots of things that changed culture as we know it. What last night did capture was that the Blitz was this petri dish of ideas. Even though we were dressing up in am-dram clothes, we all had this sense of responsibility to the future. All of us thought we are going to place ourselves in this decade that was coming, and drive it. We all spoke about it while we were there.”

ON GEORGE’S TWEET THAT ‘WORRIED’ LACKED HEART AND SOUL – “Lacking heart and soul is a good point. That’s probably a modern bias, looking back to the 80s, that we were somehow all surface. But we were real people, most of us were poor, the whole thing was done on a student grant or unemployment benefit.” (Kemp on Richard Bacon show, 5Live, May 17)

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Princess Julia, ex-Blitz coatcheck girl and goddess, today an international club deejay – “This biopic could have quite easily turned in some sort of fancy-dress parody but actually they pulled it off! The make-up from Donald McInnes was thoroughly researched, in fact he went into great depth to recreate the looks of George, Marilyn and Steve Strange and based many other looks on the real-life characters involved at the time, including myself.

Julia Fodor, Blitz Kids

Julia at the Blitz in 1979, photographed © by Derek Ridgers

“The banter and rhetoric may or may not have been authentic, but remember artistic licence. It was a camp time, perhaps slightly exaggerated here! There was an element of competition between George and Steve but I think the underlying friendship and understanding between them became apparent in the play as in real life.”

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM – “Perhaps there was more of a sexually straight element in the club… there were some gorgeous boys around, but this film is fundamentally George’s story. If anything, the real Blitz was more asexual, because dressing took up most of our time and speed or blues were readily available.”

ABSENT FRIENDS – “I would have liked to have seen Philip Sallon portrayed as he was pivotal to George’s coming out in London, having been part of the punk scene and notably the Bromley Contingent. A friend of Siouxsie Sioux and Bertie Berlin, Sallon has been and is an inspiration. These were people we looked up to and who most surely inspired George to create such wonderful looks with so much attitude.”

GOOD INTENTIONS – “Interestingly, George visited the film set, as did Jon Moss. I also spoke with one of the producers about the lighting and ambience of the Blitz club itself, and got the feeling that they were approaching the subject with a sense of reverence. The New Romantic movement really did get a knocking in its day and only recently has it gained recognition in creative terms.”

‘Nice to see kung fu slippers’

Graham K Smith, retired fashionista turned TV playboy – “Pretty good. I thought the Blitz stuff worked, music was great especially Memorabilia by Soft Cell, Light Pours Out of Me by Magazine, Empire State Human by Human League. The reactions to Bowie’s visit to the Blitz were a little OTT – I remember people being excited, but still cool! The details of hair and make-up and clothes were pretty good – nice to see George wearing kung fu slippers. I spent a lot of time in those, bought from the martial-arts shop in Leicester Square. It’s still there! So great to see how free and brave we were to wear that stuff, it makes today seem really straight and boring.”

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Tracey Rivers, George O'Dowd

Tracey Rivers in Mud club days: great trip down Memory Lane

Tracey Rivers, Blitz Kid and fellow squatter with George – “I did actually live in Carburton Street with George et al and really enjoyed watching Worried About the Boy. All said and done, it was a great trip down Memory Lane, although re-worked to make it better for TV. I honestly don’t think anyone could recreate living in a squat convincingly. It wasn’t glamorous and when we all lived there we didn’t think ‘Hey, we are living with a potential superstar’ so it’s difficult to explain.

“For me, personally, there was a lot of nostalgia and although the lesser persons’ names were changed, the essence was there for me. OK, the TV squat was far more palatial than it was in real life and (for the record) we would never have had a washing machine as we didn’t have any proper running water – and a fridge??? But how do you explain that to a teen these days? Also, a guitar lying in the hallway? Marilyn would have sold that for drugs in a second! (Sorry Marilyn, but you know it’s true).

“No, I don’t know what character I was and neither do I care. It wasn’t about me. I did think Steve Strange came across a little harsh. He wasn’t that mean – a pussycat really. And maybe we could have delved so much deeper into the mind of our dear George but what came across to me was the boy that was and is so deeply misunderstood, so deeply wanting and willing to give love and be loved. Was this his ‘downfall’? We can all speculate. I am deeply protective of my real friends and I think that it was a pretty fine piece of entertaining TV. I think George was pleased with it and to be honest that is all that I am interested in.”

Boy George, Twitter, May 16, 2010

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Stephen Linard, Blitz god and St Martin’s fashion graduate (first class)
A MONEY-MAKING VENTURE – “The film had a great sense of period, especially the music which dovetailed with events beautifully. One big discrepancy was the way they showed Steve Strange selecting people at the door of the Blitz: he never held up a mirror to wannabes. It was Mark Vaultier who did that at Taboo six years later! In fact, Steve was never that vicious on the door. The Blitz was after all a money-making venture and on a quiet night anybody could get in. Only if it was busy could he be more fussy. Normally he’d be handing out free drinks tickets to everyone.”

Stephen Linard in the rabbinical outfit that caught Bowie’s eye in July 1980

THE TALENT BEHIND THE BLITZ – “The big thing the TV film ignored was the circle of fashion friends George mixed with in the squats – me and Kim and David and Julia and Melissa and Stephen – because we were his influences. What this play missed completely was that the Blitz was an art students’ club. The fact that some straight herberts got in is beside the point – they were always a year behind the curve.

“The place was choc-a-bloc with artists: Brian Clarke, Zandra Rhodes, Molly Parkin, Antony Price, Duggie Fields, Kevin Whitney and us because it was halfway between Central School and St Martin’s. People who said “Oh you Blitz Kids don’t DO anything” were talking rubbish, because WE all did. We were the ones with our work in the glossy magazines long before the herberts. As for that character Christopher on TV who looked like me, well, as you know, I would never have worn the same outfit two nights running!”

THE BOWIE VISITATION – “The night Bowie turned up was ludicrous in the TV version. Nobody ran to the door screeching. Initially, he actually sat at the bar next to my sister Bev, with me on the other side of her and I told her “Don’t look. Be cool.” So of course she looked, she was only 17. So did I. I was only 21. I was in all my Jewish rabbinical gear and his PA Coco asked if I would be in the Ashes to Ashes video, but they wanted us up at the crack of dawn and were only offering £50! Anyway, I was on a warning at St Martin’s over attendance, so I had to say No.”

NICE CUPS OF TEA – “The other discrepancy was drugs: you never saw any dealing at the Blitz, because we didn’t have the money. We all took some blues before we went. There was a lot of tea-drinking at the Warren Street squat for exactly the same reason. Money. Seriously. Pubs were only open for limited hours and you couldn’t buy drink in supermarkets. But we didn’t drink alcohol at home because we couldn’t afford it, always mugs of tea. When George in this film fished a used teabag out of the bin to make a cup for Kirk, that was probably one of my teabags, because HE never bought anything.”

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David Holah, Julia Fodor, Blitz Kids

David Holah and Julia photographed © by Sue Tilley

David Holah, ex-Blitz Kid, co-founder of BodyMap, still setting trends – “I have a terrible memory but thought they captured the club atmosphere well. The front of the club looked quite authentic, and I remember dancing like that to Kraftwerk, great make-up and fashion looks. The Steve Strange character was very funny and remarkably accurate!”

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Alice Shaw, ex-Blitz Kid aka Alice From The Palace – “All in all, a beautiful snapshot of an exciting time… and although I didn’t think the lead looked anything like George, he played him with integrity. Don’t think Steve Strange came off to well – a little harsh? But the guy who played Maz got the voice spot on didn’t he? It was uncanny!”

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Kathryn Flett, Blitz clubber, today a journalist – “It’s so good that you can practically smell the hairspray and feel the sweat slide down your Pan-stuck cheeks as you head towards the dancefloor.” (The Times, May 15)

‘Reminiscent of Grange Hill’

Graham Smith, ex-photographer and stand-in deejay at the Blitz for two weeks while Rusty was on holiday, today art director – “Enjoyable if a bit cringeworthy at times. I found George and Marilyn well cast but the Steve Strange character harsh and definitely toooo old. Don’t recall him being a complete despot on the door, simply Quality Control. Thought Philip ‘The godfather’ Sallon would be there as he would be so ripe for parody.

“The Warren Street fight scene between George and I presume Wilf (very strange casting of squaddy/Fred Mercury stereotype) was rather embarrassing with everyone chanting ‘fight, fight’, more reminiscent of Grange Hill.

“Bowie scene simply wrong. I remember deliberately not even turning round when told he was there (though did secretly regret it). However do recall him turning up at Hell a few weeks later, strolling round the club as a regular punter checking it all out and no one batting an eyelid.”

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Tim Dry, ex-mime artist with Shock, and now writer – “Actually I thought it was pretty authentic (unlike Ashes to Ashes, the TV series) in terms of recreating clothes, hair and make-up. And the actor who played George was pretty and damn good. And The Blitz actually looked very close, although I seem to remember there being just one big room and the cloakroom at the back. Hard to believe it was 30 years ago now. I’m amazed we have any braincells left! How dull things seem today by comparison.”

➢➢ OOPS! THERE’S RUSTLING IN GEORGE’S DOVECOTE OVER THE PRESS COVERAGE OF ‘WORRIED’

Worried About the Boy, Blitz club, London

London’s Blitz nightclub recreated for Worried About the Boy, 2010: George with his fictionalised circle of friends, Marilyn, Christopher, Sarah, Mo and Dawn © BBC

➢➢ Princess Julia, Robert Elms and Gary Kemp review ‘Worried’ on Richard Bacon’s show, BBC 5Live, May 17
➢➢ The Daily Mirror, May 18, asks ex-Blitz Kids whatever happened to you all?
➢➢ In The Times, May 15, ex-Blitz Kids recall the era captured in the BBC’s TV version of the New Romantics antics

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2010 ➤ Three key men in Boy George’s life, but why has TV changed some of the names?

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Romance blossoms: Drummer Jon Moss gives George a peck at Planets club in July 1981 way before Culture Club existed. Photographed © by Shapersofthe80s

OK boys and girls, fasten your seat belts. This Sunday sees another Boy George media event… and it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. The Beeb has turned the pop star’s teens ’n’ twenties into a TV bio-drama titled Worried About the Boy (BBC2, 9pm Sunday May 16). We get 90 minutes of foot-stamping, chair-throwing, cry-baby tantrums over his self-confessed “dysfunctional romances”, all of which were documented in his eye-wateringly frank 1995 autobiography Take It Like a Man, which has inevitably inspired Tony Basgallop’s script . . .

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Culture Club 2010: recreated by Jonny Burt, Douglas Booth, Mathew Horne and Dean Fagan for the TV drama, Worried About the Boy. © BBC

Culture Club, pop, 1982, Boy George

Culture Club IRL: Roy Hay, Boy George, Jon Moss and Mikey Craig in 1982

◼ NOBODY, NEITHER FRIEND NOR VIEWER, ESCAPES from Worried About the Boy without their heart and mind being put through the kitchen blender, though this biographical TV drama has been heavily sugared to make it palatable even for BBC2 audiences. Amusing acto-r-r-r chappies play George and his courtiers and, as a result of advertising for lookalikes to flesh out the cast – some lucky extra even plays The Hand of David Bowie – we see every one of you too who came within a gnat’s whisker of the Blitz Club in 1980. Three decades may have added a few pounds to those skinny Blitz Kids preserved in your Facebook albums, but nobody forgets how this London club proved to be the nightlife crucible where the decade’s new pop scene was forged, and where George was almost the last among the dozens there who put bands together.

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Lookalike call: “You will be paid”

In this Red Production for the BBC we see Mathew (Gavin & Stacey) Horne playing Culture Club drummer Jon Moss, Marc Warren from Hustle playing Blitz host Steve Strange like some Cruella de Vil (George likens him to Caligula), but the one who’ll steal all the Bafta awards is Royston Vasey’s Mark Gatiss as a dead-ringer for Malcolm McLaren. Gifted. A far-too-pretty newcomer called Douglas Booth plays George himself – but then G. O’Dowd is down in the credits as a programme consultant, so there’s the prettiness explained. As Mathew Horne told GMTV: “George helped out by providing clothes and [coughs] rectifying any inaccuracies.”

We enjoy plenty of comedic moments, yet the crucial line is delivered wearily by Jon Moss: “You’re a needy bastard, aren’t you!” The heroes in the sentimental plotline – petulant boy can’t get his life into gear – are not only his long-suffering boyfriend and colleague in the band, Jon, but as depicted onscreen George’s infinitely patient Dad, Jerry O’Dowd.

The early scenes offer a visual Who’s Who of the New Romantics and the director jollies things along with a comic-strip approach, using captioned freeze-frames to make sure we can tick off the celebs from 30 years ago. The essential dinginess of Covent Garden’s infamous Blitz Club, with its ambience of a steam-age railway station buffet, has been captured in Salford’s Racecourse Hotel in Greater Manchester. For anybody who lived through the real thing, this recreation of the 80s and the sheer electricity of the Blitz itself look hyper-realistic onscreen in HD, yet much of it feels somehow only half-realised, and seriously short on pizazz. “Dressing for the Blitz was real theatre,” the St Martin’s designer Fiona Dealey once observed about the New Romantic credo. “It wasn’t just another uniform.” At full-throttle the 24/7 Blitz Kids became living works of art and crackled with charisma you could have toasted crumpets on.

Stephen Linard, Blitz Kids, Andy Polaris, 1980, worried About the Boy, 2010, TV, Daniel Wallace

Blitz Kids: Daniel Wallace plays “Christopher” in Worried About the Boy (BBC), while being closely modelled on fashion designer Stephen Linard (picture, Derek Ridgers); Andy Polaris is airbrushed out of the TV drama after appearing in an early script. (Picture: Richard Law)

◼ OF COURSE THIS PLAY TELLS only one Blitz Kid’s tale. Your immediate reaction is: ah, well, this is a TV drama about, let’s face it, a very odd boy who dressed as a girl then called himself Boy and today still lives life as the Man in the L’Oréal Mask. In his 1995 book Take It Like a Man (TILAM for short), co-authored with journalist Spencer Bright, George wrote that as a teen “I felt like a freak… I was so paranoid, I never let anyone see me without my clothes or face on”. Yet on another page he claimed: “I craved normality.”

Blitz Kids, Boy George, Christos Tolera, 1979

Blitz Kids: Christos is another of George’s friends airbrushed out of the TV drama, Worried About the Boy

Before Culture Club finally saved his bacon at the age of 21, his mum said of working in the Blitz’s cloakroom “That’s not real work”, to which he complained that “Mum didn’t understand the disco celebrity concept”.

What is George’s problem? You don’t have to be Freud to guess. His book depicts his life as an epic shagathon and the TV play gives us a quick glimpse of one love story. And another. And a third. “I chased after those boys with trouble in their eyes,” George himself wrote, elaborating his sexual deeds in far more detail than we need. After publication, one of those boys, Theatre of Hate singer Kirk Brandon, took a “malicious falsehood” charge against George to the High Court where it failed, and Brandon was ordered to pay costs which subsequently meant declaring himself bankrupt and George forking out £600,000. This Sunday, sorry Kirk, but you’re going to have to brace yourself for some perfectly respectable snogging scenes which your actor performs on nationwide TV, not to mention being captioned to make sure we’ve checked your full name.

Blitz Kids, Myra, Philip Sallon, Boy George

Blitz Kids Myra and Philip Sallon: two more of Boy George’s circle airbrushed out of the TV drama, Worried About the Boy

Both book and play parade basketsful of dirty washing in public and some of George’s former pals will be grateful for having been air-brushed out of history. In this TV drama some names have been changed. The puzzle is that others have not. Kirk is Kirk, Jon is Jon… but Wilf becomes “Vernon”.

The past decade has produced a clutch of TV docs that reckoned the Blitz scene was full of “gender-benders” (the tabloids’ sanitised euphemism for gays and, worse, transvestites). In reality you’d be hardpressed to find any 100% trannies at the Blitz, not even George or his bitter-sweet sidekick Marilyn (a handsome boy called Peter Robinson who lived daily life as a Monroe doppelganger). Yes, the fashion was for New Romantic lads to wear mascara and frilly shirts and flouncy pants and even Big Tone Hadley makes jokes about wearing his grannie’s blouse onstage, but most Blitz boys didn’t actually wear girls’ clothes, at least not underneath. (Don’t ask me how I know; there are some things a man has ways of knowing.) Even the brief “men in skirts” era revolved round plaid kilts, not your actual skirts.

The truth is that for all the media-bending, the Blitz divided down the middle into a club of at least four or five halves where the screaming queens comprised but one of them. By mid-1980 when the Blitz standouts were clocking column inches as hot media celebs and record contracts began to look possible, at the earliest opportunity the straight factions broke away to establish distinctly less gay clubnights at Hell, Le Kilt and ultimately the legendary and exceedingly hetero Beat Route.

Boy George, Blitz Kids, London, 1980, 1981, Wilf, Kirk

Early pashes: George at the Blitz in March 1980 with Wilf, whose name has been changed for the 2010 TV play (photograph © by http://www.homersykes.com); right, with Kirk aboard a coach for a daytrip to Brighton in spring 1981 (photograph © by Richard Law)

Inevitably there was always overlap. What certainly caused confusion among both the gay boys and the envious girls was the nonchalant gender-bending by some straight boys, either just for the sake of adopting a trendy stance before the cameras in this burgeoning Pose Age, or to bait the girls (campness can present a very effective challenge to the fair sex), or simply because being what today’s dating websites dub “bi-curious” was, you know, “a phase they were going through”. So feistier females became fighting termagants in order to stake their claims on the goodlooking males. Never doubt, however, that hell hath no fury like a jealous queen.

◼ THIS IS WHERE GEORGE O’DOWD’S TRACK RECORD landed him in the poo. By his own account in TILAM, life was a shagathon, he was always “eager” for one-night stands and landed “a long line of boys who couldn’t make their minds up until they’d had a few beers”. The BBC drama dwells on three nice straight lads who fell for him – “Vernon”, Kirk and then Jon (pictured here on their first date). Today IRL (such a neat online term) they are all family men whose pasts seem fated to guarantee them no chance of a private life.

Blitz Kids, Marilyn, Peter Robinson, Planets club, London, 1981

Marilyn at Planets club, 1981: Peter Robinson lived his life as the Hollywood legend. Photographed © by Shapersofthe80s

Other onscreen characters have had their names changed possibly for fears of legal action, though probably out of sheer expedience and economy of casting. Actors play Rusty Egan and Marilyn under those names, but George’s immediate circle of friends has been creatively down-sized around the 1980 squat at No 19 Great Titchfield Street (an onscreen amalgamation of the four Soho squats the Blitz Kids liked to call homes).

An early version of the Worried script included Christos Tolera (expunged), Andy Polaris (expunged), and it had even changed Barry Brien’s pet rat to a guinea pig (both expunged)! The broadcast version sees Slag Sue and Myra seemingly merged into a punkette called Mo (guesswork, this), while Hilda is renamed Sarah and the tragic Mitsu becomes Dawn. The real offence against humanity is to have dispensed with two Blitz superstars, sarky Philip Sallon and witty Stephen Linard – the beacon of his year on the St Martin’s fashion course – and to see them combined into one sharp queen called Christopher. Both were (*are*) very possessive about their distinctive lines in banter which now tumble from one boy’s lips, even though he is dressed head to toe in one of Linard’s unique silhouettes, his renowned tartan Culloden outfit.

In fact, the script is mighty short on the acid oneliners that ricocheted between George’s bitchy friends, despite the talent assembled by Red Productions. The person who comes out worst is club host Steve Strange, depicted as a thoroughly nasty piece of work (which he wasn’t IRL), seated on a throne beckoning to his minions within the Blitz (pure fiction). This is naked point-scoring by George who was famously sacked by Strange for pilfering in the cloakroom. George used to rage with envy over Strange’s media appeal. “We resented his self-appointment as king of the weird,” George explained. His envy was impotent, however. At this stage George was, as Malcolm McLaren says in Worried, “notorious for doing nothing”.

Boy George, Blitz club, London , 1979

Reluctant cloakroom attendant, 1979: George took the job at the Blitz for the money, and was sacked by Steve Strange for pilfering

Sunday’s play ends in 1986, with George an international superstar, millionaire and heroin junkie, sacked by his band, bravely facing the future. Yet within a decade he’d returned to point-scoring, writing the book, TILAM, as payback for his downfall, in which he tears to shreds virtually all his friends, outing straight lovers and settling scores with venom.

Only last month in Midge Ure’s radio documentary, Rocking the Blitz, onetime i-D editor Dylan Jones reminded us that along with the energy and the fun, many young people became casualties of that decadent decade, as some perceive the 80s. “The New Romantic period for a lot of people was just extreme hedonism,” he says. “And as we know extreme hedonism only leads to one conclusion. A lot of people got off the track. I know at least five people who died of serious drug problems during that period.”

Boy George, Twitter, May 15, 2010

Boy George tweeting, May 15, 2010

Sudden fame, fabulous wealth and tragic fates are not unique to 80s popstars, as the long saga of rock ’n’ roll testifies.

George O’Dowd did indeed sail a flagship for hedonism yet today at the age of 48 he is alive and kicking and back on the road singing, despite his jailbird past. After watching Worried About the Boy, any viewers looking for the secret to his survival, could give the book a glance. Take It Like a Man is an I-don’t-believe-it horror story and runs to 500 pages. It is also a page-turner, so do plough on. Examine his life because amid the histrionics George has quite a few lessons to teach us.

Text © Shapersofthe80s.com

➢ ABOVE: ♫ The real Culture Club’s first appearance on Top of the Pops, 1982, which is recreated for the play, Worried About the Boy

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2010 ➤ Index of posts for March-April

McLaren, O'Dowd,Shapersofthe80s,Index March April 2010

McLaren departs this world ... O’Dowd demands a place in the spotlight

➢ Kemp sets a new standard for rock memoirs

➢ Grace Jones turns her back on London ;-)

➢ Rich List puts George Michael top of the popstars from the un-lucrative 80s

➢ In Australia, Spandau make Jason feel like a kid again: one true pop fan reviews their show

➢ What a tear-jerker! McLaren mashes up his own musical ‘Requiem to Myself’

➢ Punk glitterati see McLaren noisily to his grave

➢ Nnnnn-na-na-na, nnnnn-na-na, Nineteen

➢ Midge stakes his claim as the weathervane of synth-pop who helped shape the British New Wave

➢ Sci-fi’s coolest Number 6 finds Gandalf in charge and relocated to 93-6-2-oh!

➢ McLaren — Svengali of Pistols and punk remembered by those who knew him

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➢ Uh-oh, A2A is back and we’re about to be Quattroed in HD!

➢ Ex-jailbird George takes his first trancey steps on the path to sainthood

➢ A giant dies: Charlie Gillett, the man who defined rock’n’roll and world music

➢ Barcelona: Spandau wow lifelong fans in their other spiritual home

➢ Albums that defined the new 80s funk

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2010 ➤ Sci-fi’s coolest Number 6 finds Gandalf in charge and relocated to 93-6-2-oh!

Patrick McGoohan, The Prisoner, 1967
Leo McKern, The Prisoner, 1967❚ THE MAN ABOVE IS CALLED No 6: “I am not a number, I am a free man.” The man on the right is the sinister No 2: “I am the boss.” – “No. One is the boss.”

Such staccato dialogue sustained 17 almost hour-long episodes of The Prisoner in 1967, widely regarded as British TV’s most original series. And was it intense! And mould-breaking. It has been declared the 13th most cultish sci-fi series ever by refusing to solve its own enigma: What on earth was it about? The Prisoner was set in a stylised prison village that was a real-world architectural gem, with quirky costumes and motifs such as its pennyfarthing logo which nobody explained. The show calculated to provoke.

The Prisoner made a star of angry, intelligent Patrick McGoohan, who frowned a lot and so became the coolest dude of all time (after Jimmy Dean). He was also the show’s creator and executive producer and played Lotus-driving good-guy No 6, a secret agent they (who?) won’t allow to retire. In the wake of Michael Caine’s sudden fame as Harry Palmer, it proved a trippy, tongue-in-cheek, cold-war precursor to knowing dramas such as The X-Files, 24, Lost, Twin Peaks, even The Matrix and The Truman Show, by being witty and profound by turns. Over its 17 episodes every Brit actor with swagger signed up for a cameo role, with Leo McKern, Peter Wyngarde, Mary Morris and Patrick Cargill replacing each other in the role of No 2. Dare to start watching the stunning Blu-ray DVD (Network, 2009) of the original 1967 Prisoner and you’ll be agog at how it stands the test of time. (Given that the BBC had launched Europe’s first colour TV service only three months before, The Prisoner’s crisp 35mm cinematography is exceptional for its day.) Don’t expect shoot-em-up action, just heated arguments about who’s on whose side.

Jim Caviezel, The Prisoner, Ian McKellen, 2010
The six-part remake launches on ITV this week, April 17. The man on the left is now No 6 – he’s an American called Jim Caviezel, who once played Jesus in a Mel Gibson movie. The man in the white suit is the new No 2, one of Britain’s greatest actor-knights known internationally to cinema audiences as Gandalf. (The geeks out there might like to know that the Official Prisoner Appreciation Society will be getting all dressed up for their convention at Portmeirion, the original show’s Welsh location, this very weekend.)

Patrick McGoohan, 2010The new Prisoner has been, hmm, let’s say, zip-coded: 93-6-2-oh! It does contain some neat homages to the earlier epic. McGoohan its creator and its No 6 now reappears as No 93 (right), an old man whose first words pose the new enigma. It brings a tear to the eye to know that at the grand old age of 80, the cool dude Pat died only last year, soon after filming. The other treat is a moody and vengeful balloon called Rover (below). We never knew quite what Rover was the first time round, but he does indeed return.

Simpsons, 2000, Menace Shoes, FoxThe Prisoner always was said to be “ahead of its time”. In 1968, Isaac Asimov gloomily declared it was about failure, and was popular because it “cracks the old undemocratic folly of success for the few”. Indeed, years later McGoohan conceded that the bicycle logo was an ironic symbol of progress. Ah, ironic – that’s the word. Perhaps Homer Simpson was the best judge.

The Prisoner, 1967, Rover

THE DAY NUMBER 2 REALLY CRACKED

Prisoner, Patrick McGoohan, Leo McKern, 1967

No 6 v No 2: McGoohan and McKern locked in a power struggle

❚ AS PRODUCER, THE USUALLY TACIT McGOOHAN made an extraordinary confession about the pressures of making The Prisoner in his interview with Warner Troyer for TVOntario, which was broadcast in 1977. He’s talking about the episode titled Once Upon a Time:

“That was written in the 36-hour period. And Leo McKern, who was a very good friend of mine and a very fine actor [familiar to most of us, in his later years, as Rumpole of the Bailey], came in on short notice to do it, and it was mainly a two-hander. The brainwashing thing, he was trying to brainwash me and in the end No 6 turns the tables. And the dialogue was very peculiar because all it consisted of was mainly “Six, Six, Six,” and five pages of that at one time. And Leo, one lunchtime, went up to his dressing room and I went to see the rushes and I knew he was tired. I went up to the dressing room to tell him how good I thought he’d been in the rushes. And he’s curled up in the fetus position on his couch there, and he says, “Go away! Go away you bastard! I don’t want to see you again.” I said, “What are you talking about?” He says, “I’ve just ordered two doctors,” he says, “and they’re comin’ over as soon as they can.” He says, “Go away.” And he had. He’d ordered two doctors and they came over that afternoon and he didn’t work for three days. He’d gone! He’d cracked, which was very interesting. He’d truly cracked. So I had to use a double, the back of a guy’s head for a lot, and eventually Leo did come back and we completed the scenes, and also he was in the final episode, so he forgave me for everything. But he did crack, very interesting, I thought.”

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2010 ➤ Uh-oh, A2A is back and we’re about to be Quattroed in HD!

Richard Hammond, Hamster, Philip Glenister, Audi Quattro, 1983, Ashes to Ashes

Hunt to Hammond: “You seriously think I would let a man who looks like a gerbil drive my car?” © BBC

➢➢ See the Hamster run away with the car

❚ MICHAEL PARKINSON’S “FAVOURITE COP DRAMA” is the one where a car is the star – the turbo-charged 4WD Audi Quattro – and both returned on Good Friday for a third and final eight-week series. Ashes to Ashes, originally set in 1981 and named after the Bowie track that epitomised the New Romantic ethos, divided TV audiences between those who found it ludicrously off-piste and others who loved reliving an era they probably hadn’t lived through. Some of us couldn’t forgive episode two in which Rupert Graves takes Keeley Hawes on a hot date to a tragic slo-mo recreation of the Blitz club in which everybody is too old by half and too lacking in pizazz to have got past Steve Strange’s door police. Worst of all, not one of them can dance the dance.

The show’s saving grace was a soundtrack souped up with hits from Duran, Spandau, OMD, ABC, Human League and many more. Series three is set in 1983 so cross your fingers for some Karma Chameleon, Thriller, Relax, Rebel Run, Rip It Up, Oblivious, Temptation and Who’s That Girl? OK, well, episode 1 delivered Eddy Grant, New Order and Eurythmics, which count for something.

Ashes to Ashes, 2008, Blitz club

Not the Blitz, 2008: Ashes to Ashes recreates the legendary 80s venue where not one clubber can dance the dance. © BBC

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